Willies Are For Weeing
from The Fanny Pee (2017) by Footprints In The Custard
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Commissioned by: Beak McNose
A song about how penises are always thought about with regards to sexual acts, with total disregard for their primary function.
A song about how penises are always thought about with regards to sexual acts, with total disregard for their primary function.
lyrics
I’ve got a sad fact about the world today
Ignoring the hate and the hunger on display
Dicks have been given a bad rep for far too long
They’re not just about getting stuck up anything warm
Willies are for weeing!
Shout it out with me!
Woo-woo wee-wee!
Willies are for weeing!
Willies are for weeing!
I’ve got a cock it’s got a job it don’t mind at all
Folks you gotta know he’s more than a meaty whore
This motherfucker’s a lean mean fighting peen
But he loves nothing more than hosing the porcelain
Willies are for weeing!
Shout it out with me!
Woo-woo wee-wee!
Willies are for weeing!
Willies are for weeing!
And all of my life
I’ve been pissing every day
And I know I love it
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG
AND DRAIN THE SNAKE
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Ignoring the hate and the hunger on display
Dicks have been given a bad rep for far too long
They’re not just about getting stuck up anything warm
Willies are for weeing!
Shout it out with me!
Woo-woo wee-wee!
Willies are for weeing!
Willies are for weeing!
I’ve got a cock it’s got a job it don’t mind at all
Folks you gotta know he’s more than a meaty whore
This motherfucker’s a lean mean fighting peen
But he loves nothing more than hosing the porcelain
Willies are for weeing!
Shout it out with me!
Woo-woo wee-wee!
Willies are for weeing!
Willies are for weeing!
And all of my life
I’ve been pissing every day
And I know I love it
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG
AND DRAIN THE SNAKE
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
credits
from The Fanny Pee (2017),
released September 20, 2017
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
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