The Paul Taylor Experience
from The Fanny Pee (2017) by Footprints In The Custard
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Commissioned by: Paul Taylor
A song about the man, the myth, the legend: Paul Taylor. And experiencing his Experience.
A song about the man, the myth, the legend: Paul Taylor. And experiencing his Experience.
lyrics
Here comes the hero with a heart made of fire
Decimating mankind with alluring attire
Riding in on horseback and slaying all foes
Wielding a slide whistle he can play with his toes
Furiously and endlessly, his enemies will fall
Knocking back the alcohol he can take a bit of drink
The sight of him in a dress pleases more than you’d think
He’s a God and we’re mere men
An existential paradox you cannot comprehend
Some might say it’s decadence
The Paul Taylor Experience
Straddling a leviathan with a trident of light
Annihilating anything that puts up a fight
Staring into their eyes until all life is gone
Looking a bit awkward when he doesn’t know what’s going on
Men and women helplessly will answer to the call
Dancing in Rebellion Bar with a Buckfast to quaff
Wearing a mask of the lord David Hasslehoff
He’s a God and we’re mere men
An existential paradox you cannot comprehend
Some might say it’s decadence
The Paul Taylor Experience
Decimating mankind with alluring attire
Riding in on horseback and slaying all foes
Wielding a slide whistle he can play with his toes
Furiously and endlessly, his enemies will fall
Knocking back the alcohol he can take a bit of drink
The sight of him in a dress pleases more than you’d think
He’s a God and we’re mere men
An existential paradox you cannot comprehend
Some might say it’s decadence
The Paul Taylor Experience
Straddling a leviathan with a trident of light
Annihilating anything that puts up a fight
Staring into their eyes until all life is gone
Looking a bit awkward when he doesn’t know what’s going on
Men and women helplessly will answer to the call
Dancing in Rebellion Bar with a Buckfast to quaff
Wearing a mask of the lord David Hasslehoff
He’s a God and we’re mere men
An existential paradox you cannot comprehend
Some might say it’s decadence
The Paul Taylor Experience
credits
from The Fanny Pee (2017),
released September 20, 2017
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
discography
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Sep 2017 -
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Oct 2011 -
Oct 2007
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