Snaggy Bob The Beekeeper
from The Fanny Pee (2017) by Footprints In The Custard
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Commissioned by: Dave Yarwood
A song about his mate Bob, who keeps bees.
A song about his mate Bob, who keeps bees.
lyrics
We’ve a mate called Bob
And he’s one hell of a guy
And he plays the drums
And once sat on Rob Halford’s bike
He likes to drink
Though it’s often bad for his health
He once pissed in a glass
And tipped it all over himself
Tipped it all over himself
Tipped it all over himself
Tipped it all over…
He keeps bees!
He is a beekeeper!
Snaggy Bob’s his name!
He sells drugs!
He can ride a unicycle!
Snaggy Bob, what a guy!
Now that Snaggy Bob
Put yourselves in his shoes
He’s all by himself
Drinking all of the booze
On a busy commuter train
Going to a metal concert
Oh fuck, he needs to chuck
He vomited on his shirt
He vomited on his shirt
He vomited on his shirt
He vomited on his…
He keeps bees!
He is a beekeeper!
Snaggy Bob’s his name!
He sells drugs!
He can ride a unicycle!
Snaggy Bob, what a guy!
Banned from Virgin Music store at the age of 11
Stores booze in pharmacy bags for safe keeping
Kicked out of an Obituary gig before the show even started
Spent a night in A&E for fighting over a pink ukulele
He keeps bees!
He is a beekeeper!
Snaggy Bob’s his name!
He sells drugs!
He can ride a unicycle!
Snaggy Bob, what a guy!
And he’s one hell of a guy
And he plays the drums
And once sat on Rob Halford’s bike
He likes to drink
Though it’s often bad for his health
He once pissed in a glass
And tipped it all over himself
Tipped it all over himself
Tipped it all over himself
Tipped it all over…
He keeps bees!
He is a beekeeper!
Snaggy Bob’s his name!
He sells drugs!
He can ride a unicycle!
Snaggy Bob, what a guy!
Now that Snaggy Bob
Put yourselves in his shoes
He’s all by himself
Drinking all of the booze
On a busy commuter train
Going to a metal concert
Oh fuck, he needs to chuck
He vomited on his shirt
He vomited on his shirt
He vomited on his shirt
He vomited on his…
He keeps bees!
He is a beekeeper!
Snaggy Bob’s his name!
He sells drugs!
He can ride a unicycle!
Snaggy Bob, what a guy!
Banned from Virgin Music store at the age of 11
Stores booze in pharmacy bags for safe keeping
Kicked out of an Obituary gig before the show even started
Spent a night in A&E for fighting over a pink ukulele
He keeps bees!
He is a beekeeper!
Snaggy Bob’s his name!
He sells drugs!
He can ride a unicycle!
Snaggy Bob, what a guy!
credits
from The Fanny Pee (2017),
released September 20, 2017
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
discography
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Oct 2007
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