My Granny's A Gusher
from A New Low (2019) by Footprints In The Custard
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lyrics
I walked down to Grandma’s house
Through bear infested wood
In my arms I held a parcel
Filled with electric goods
Carefree and unannounced
I opened up the door
Then shat myself in terror
And I'll tell you what I saw
My Granny on her back
With her legs in the air
Power-washing grandad
In his old armchair
My Granny's a gusher
An ancient squirting wench
A geriatric nympho
With a thirst you cannot quench
My Granny's a gusher
Toothless and senile
But when she's feeling feisty
She'll flow like the river Nile
I shivered and I trembled
Good god how can this be
That she can squirt a fountain
At the age of 83
The parcel fell from my cold hands
Vibrations filled the air
Dildos buzzed around my feet
But I could only stare
She's spraying like a hose
And I'm rooted in place
When a stray spurt of juice
Hits me full in the face
My Granny's a gusher
An ancient squirting wench
A geriatric nympho
With a thirst you cannot quench
My Granny's a gusher
Toothless and senile
But when she's feeling feisty
She'll flow like the river Nile
I walked back from Grandma’s house
A broken weeping mess
The sight of my Granny gushing
Had filled me with distress
Now I can't look at Grandma
I can't look into her eyes
Cause I've seen the squirting cannon
That lurks between her thighs
She's dusting of the cobwebs
Licking liver spots clean
To bring that gushing quim
To a venereal sheen
My Granny's a gusher
An ancient squirting wench
A geriatric nympho
With a thirst you cannot quench
My Granny's a gusher
Toothless and senile
But when she's feeling feisty
She'll flow like the river Nile
Through bear infested wood
In my arms I held a parcel
Filled with electric goods
Carefree and unannounced
I opened up the door
Then shat myself in terror
And I'll tell you what I saw
My Granny on her back
With her legs in the air
Power-washing grandad
In his old armchair
My Granny's a gusher
An ancient squirting wench
A geriatric nympho
With a thirst you cannot quench
My Granny's a gusher
Toothless and senile
But when she's feeling feisty
She'll flow like the river Nile
I shivered and I trembled
Good god how can this be
That she can squirt a fountain
At the age of 83
The parcel fell from my cold hands
Vibrations filled the air
Dildos buzzed around my feet
But I could only stare
She's spraying like a hose
And I'm rooted in place
When a stray spurt of juice
Hits me full in the face
My Granny's a gusher
An ancient squirting wench
A geriatric nympho
With a thirst you cannot quench
My Granny's a gusher
Toothless and senile
But when she's feeling feisty
She'll flow like the river Nile
I walked back from Grandma’s house
A broken weeping mess
The sight of my Granny gushing
Had filled me with distress
Now I can't look at Grandma
I can't look into her eyes
Cause I've seen the squirting cannon
That lurks between her thighs
She's dusting of the cobwebs
Licking liver spots clean
To bring that gushing quim
To a venereal sheen
My Granny's a gusher
An ancient squirting wench
A geriatric nympho
With a thirst you cannot quench
My Granny's a gusher
Toothless and senile
But when she's feeling feisty
She'll flow like the river Nile
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from A New Low (2019),
released June 1, 2019
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
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