Love Custard II - The Second Coming
from A New Low (2019) by Footprints In The Custard
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lyrics
Many years ago, a fate befell us all
And few scarcely survived
A lone man stood before the entire world
And unleashed an almost endless tirade of semen
Our cities and people were drowned
And the survivors forced to live at sea
Now, tales of the second coming are rife
And we must once again fight for our lives
Lost in a world, on the jizzy seas
Fending off the spunk sharks and crusty manatees
We hear of a tale, that strikes fear in the crew
A second load is coming, of sticky white goo
Batten down the hatches (Aye!)
Hoist the storm sails (Aye!)
Get eyes in the crow’s nest (Aye!)
We must not fail!
Pass me the spyglass (Aye!)
The Man Foam is close (Aye!)
All brace for impact (Aye!)
Thar she blows!
Now is the time to fight for our lives
This sticky salted cock snot seeks our demise
Avast ye spermy dog, that could not leave well alone
The Second Coming’s coming, a ball barf cyclone
Forced to set sail, through the deluge of the storm
Receiving a dowsing, in the cream of the unborn
Yet we battle on, as the spunk is sprayed
Sticking to my crew, like a warm white marmalade
Batten down the hatches (Aye!)
Hoist the storm sails (Aye!)
Get eyes in the crow’s nest (Aye!)
We must not fail!
Pass me the spyglass (Aye!)
The Wang Pus is close (Aye!)
All brace for impact (Aye!)
Thar she blows!
Now is the time to fight for our lives
This sticky salted cock snot seeks our demise
Avast ye spermy dog, that could not leave well alone
The Second Coming’s coming, a ball barf cyclone
There’s no place to go
And no safe haven awaits
This lurid chode nectar
Spreads and decimates
We could just give in
Say humanity is lost
But I say we fight
And we win at all costs
Onwards! Cut through the storm
To find the source of the sauce, to end the sea of cum
Fighting! With my maties at my side
We’ll castrate his evil tallywags with a broadside
And few scarcely survived
A lone man stood before the entire world
And unleashed an almost endless tirade of semen
Our cities and people were drowned
And the survivors forced to live at sea
Now, tales of the second coming are rife
And we must once again fight for our lives
Lost in a world, on the jizzy seas
Fending off the spunk sharks and crusty manatees
We hear of a tale, that strikes fear in the crew
A second load is coming, of sticky white goo
Batten down the hatches (Aye!)
Hoist the storm sails (Aye!)
Get eyes in the crow’s nest (Aye!)
We must not fail!
Pass me the spyglass (Aye!)
The Man Foam is close (Aye!)
All brace for impact (Aye!)
Thar she blows!
Now is the time to fight for our lives
This sticky salted cock snot seeks our demise
Avast ye spermy dog, that could not leave well alone
The Second Coming’s coming, a ball barf cyclone
Forced to set sail, through the deluge of the storm
Receiving a dowsing, in the cream of the unborn
Yet we battle on, as the spunk is sprayed
Sticking to my crew, like a warm white marmalade
Batten down the hatches (Aye!)
Hoist the storm sails (Aye!)
Get eyes in the crow’s nest (Aye!)
We must not fail!
Pass me the spyglass (Aye!)
The Wang Pus is close (Aye!)
All brace for impact (Aye!)
Thar she blows!
Now is the time to fight for our lives
This sticky salted cock snot seeks our demise
Avast ye spermy dog, that could not leave well alone
The Second Coming’s coming, a ball barf cyclone
There’s no place to go
And no safe haven awaits
This lurid chode nectar
Spreads and decimates
We could just give in
Say humanity is lost
But I say we fight
And we win at all costs
Onwards! Cut through the storm
To find the source of the sauce, to end the sea of cum
Fighting! With my maties at my side
We’ll castrate his evil tallywags with a broadside
credits
from A New Low (2019),
released June 1, 2019
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
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