Met a girl at a local bar
Told her I was a big rock star
Sweet tattoos and long dark hair
I wanted in to her underwear

Line them up, knock them back
Damn this girl is great
But I didn’t know, when in the sack
What she’d initiate

In the heat of the moment
You can hear me scream
Part my butt cheeks open
Cram a finger in between
Oh, in the heat of the moment
I feel like I could cry
With your fingernails up my shit trail
Kiss my dignity goodbye

Damn this girl was really fine
I took her right on back to mine
I didn’t know and I’m not to blame
That she’d play me at my own game

Back at home another beer
Shit I was really drunk
I didn’t know, and I’m sincere
She’d stick it where it stunk

In the heat of the moment
You can hear me scream
Part my butt cheeks open
Cram a finger in between
Oh, in the heat of the moment
I feel like I could cry
With your fingernails up my shit trail
Kiss my dignity goodbye

(Oh! The shame...)
She’s spreading my cheeks
(Oh! The shame...)
That shit reeks
(Oh! The shame...)
Caressing my groove
(Oh! The shame...)
There’s no lube!
(Oh! The shame...)
Forage inside
(Oh! The shame...)
Swallow my pride
(Oh! The shame...)
Now she’s inside
Oh fuck... I’ve come

In the heat of the moment
You can hear me scream
Part my butt cheeks open
Cram a finger in between
Oh, in the heat of the moment
I feel like I could cry
With your fingernails up my shit trail
Kiss my dignity goodbye