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Hanging With David Carridine

from The Descent Of Decency (2016) by Footprints In The Custard

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lyrics

Chilling out in the hotel room
Rocking some wood not got much to do
Feeling kinky – fetch the rope
Give Hittori Hanzo a stroke
Remember the scouts? Tie some knots
Let’s give something new a shot
Round my neck so nice and tight
Squirt my semen in delight

Lock the door
Tie the tie
And hope to hell
That you don’t die

Hanging with David Carradine
Touches all the pressure points
Swinging together for eternity
Could never disappoint
Hanging with David Carradine
I’m so happy I can’t breathe
Just killing my Bill to the extreme
Until my balls begin to seethe

Pulling out the fancy dress
Fishnet stockings are the best
Why is everything depraved?
When I’m hanging out with my mate Dave?
I wish I hadn’t volunteered
Things are getting a bit too weird
Clashing blades in a Thai closet
Not the best way to go was it?

Stephen Milligan did transgress
Michael Hutchence did it in excess
(Strangle noises)
Let’s do the strangle wank!

Block up the airways
And sample the flavour
You’re gonna be grateful
For the labour
When you reach climax
The feeling you’ll savour
But tomorrow you’ll be found
By your neighbour

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from The Descent Of Decency (2016), released May 21, 2016

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Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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