Gail Platter (Ready, Steady, Fuck)
from The Fanny Pee (2017) by Footprints In The Custard
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Commissioned by: John Matthews
A song about a celebrity chef kidnapping a soap star so that he can both cook and fuck her.
A song about a celebrity chef kidnapping a soap star so that he can both cook and fuck her.
lyrics
Ready
Steady
Fuck!
A respected celebrity
Is not who I'm meant to be
Cookery and sodomy
Feels so right for me
Kidnap Helen Worth
From Coronation Street
Take her back to my kitchen
To tenderise her meat
I am Ainsley Harriet
A well known chef and meme
But fucking and cooking soap stars
Has always been my dream
Start fucking!
I've got all my ingredients
In these paper bags
Red tomatoes, green peppers
Stuff them up her ass
Some might say the garnish
Is pushing it too far
But I will make her wetter than
Richard Hillman's car
Stuffing her with spicy meat
The aroma is divine
Can Fuck, Will Fuck Gail Platt
Than cook and serve with wine
I am Ainsley Harriet
A well known chef and meme
And serving a Gail Platter
Has always been my dream
Stop fucking!
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Steady
Fuck!
A respected celebrity
Is not who I'm meant to be
Cookery and sodomy
Feels so right for me
Kidnap Helen Worth
From Coronation Street
Take her back to my kitchen
To tenderise her meat
I am Ainsley Harriet
A well known chef and meme
But fucking and cooking soap stars
Has always been my dream
Start fucking!
I've got all my ingredients
In these paper bags
Red tomatoes, green peppers
Stuff them up her ass
Some might say the garnish
Is pushing it too far
But I will make her wetter than
Richard Hillman's car
Stuffing her with spicy meat
The aroma is divine
Can Fuck, Will Fuck Gail Platt
Than cook and serve with wine
I am Ainsley Harriet
A well known chef and meme
And serving a Gail Platter
Has always been my dream
Stop fucking!
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
Gail Platter
credits
from The Fanny Pee (2017),
released September 20, 2017
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
discography
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Jun 2019 -
Sep 2017 -
May 2016 -
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Dec 2011 -
Oct 2011 -
Oct 2007
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