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lyrics

The world is full of fucking wankers
That just want to piss on all your chips
Well I’ve got a message for all those arseholes
And it goes something a bit like this

Listen closely…

Don’t be a cunt
You know who you are
Just let other people have nice things
Don’t be a cunt
It’s not fucking hard
Just do this one thing and we all win

Yeah I see you, you fucking turd
Just trying to ruin everyone else’s day
Just go on fire and fuck right off
Don’t be a cunt and go a-fucking-way

Take notes everybody…

Don’t be a cunt
You know who you are
Just let other people have nice things
Don’t be a cunt
It’s not fucking hard
Just do this one thing and we all win

Don’t be a cunt
Don’t be a cunt
Don’t be a cunt
Don’t be a cunt

It pisses me off to this day
That dicks like you can get away
With ignorant arseholery
Behind your mask you cannot see
You stupid piece of worthless shit
Just shut your mouth and seal it
I hope to live to see the day
Someone wipes that smile off your fucking face

Don’t be a cunt
You know who you are
Just let other people have nice things
Don’t be a cunt
It’s not fucking hard
Just do this one thing and we all win

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from A New Low (2019), released June 1, 2019

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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