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Ever needed to pee and were strapped to a chair by your guitarist who wouldn't let you leave until you wrote a song? Didn't think so, but this is what happens regardless.

*The sessions for this track have been lost in the graveyard of data that is my life. Hence, this is a master of the original track. Sorry... :(

lyrics

I need to express
My greatest need
All I desire
Is to release

My need to wee

Oh, I feel so strongly about this wee
It’s everything that makes me be
If I did not need this piss
Think of all those things I’d miss
This dripping water in my mind
Makes my desperation rise
If I do not urinate
Soon it will be too late

I miss the sound
I miss the smell
I miss the taste
I miss the texture

Of my pee
Smelly wee

Oh my God it burns
I can’t believe how much it burns
I cannot express
My ultimate distress
I’m just not well
Let’s unleash hell

Unzip me
Free the wee

credits

from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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