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Ever needed to pee and were strapped to a chair by your guitarist who wouldn't let you leave until you wrote a song? Didn't think so, but this is what happens regardless.

*The sessions for this track have been lost in the graveyard of data that is my life. Hence, this is a master of the original track. Sorry... :(

lyrics

I need to express
My greatest need
All I desire
Is to release

My need to wee

Oh, I feel so strongly about this wee
It’s everything that makes me be
If I did not need this piss
Think of all those things I’d miss
This dripping water in my mind
Makes my desperation rise
If I do not urinate
Soon it will be too late

I miss the sound
I miss the smell
I miss the taste
I miss the texture

Of my pee
Smelly wee

Oh my God it burns
I can’t believe how much it burns
I cannot express
My ultimate distress
I’m just not well
Let’s unleash hell

Unzip me
Free the wee

credits

from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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