Death Fucked By A Bear (Walking In The Air Parody)

by Footprints In The Custard

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A 'clever' re-imagining of 'Walking In The Air' from children's Christmas favourite The Snowman. But metal. And about sexually active bears.

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A good fucking from a bear
He's stretching out my anal pie
I feel my anus tear
As I begin to cry

I must be kinda tight
He feels like a giant poo
My whole inside's on fire
As he is pounding through

He’s wrecked my Neverland
The bleeding means he’s burst the seams
The panting of his breath
In rhythm with my shattered screams

Oh god he’s well endowed
He took me by surprise
This is not something I
Would ever advise

Anal gaping from a bear
I’m feeling like the end is nigh
And to make matters worse
The bastard went in dry

Suddenly a fatal blow
He has gone too deep
And with a grunt he shoots his load
And withdraws his meat

Death-fucked by a bear
I’m bleeding out I’m going to die
In blood and shit and snow
Staring at a fading sky


released December 17, 2016
"Walking in the Air" is a song written by Howard Blake for the 1982 animated film of Raymond Briggs' 1978 children's book The Snowman. All credit for the original goes to him.

"Death-fucked by a Bear" is Howard Blake's classic turned metal and completely ruined by Footprints In The Custard.



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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