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lyrics

Here’s a thing I’m not scared to admit
I have dominion of the clit
Tiny and in hiding and pumping with blood
I’m the master excavator of the nub chub

Where the hell?
Why is it so dark?
I think I’m lost?
Am I in the ballpark?

Why is this so hard?
Can I phone a friend?
Wait what is this?
I am in command

I am your CLIT Commander
Spread you wide and take a gander
Let's see what's under the hood
Dive right in and fix it good

I am your CLIT Commander
The goal was found after brief meander
Now I descend, a beast of glutton
Not one to resist a big red button

Here’s a fact I’m not scared to submit
I’ve learnt all the buttons in your cockpit
Writhing and I’m thriving and starting to swell
I’ll pilot you to heaven and ring the doorbell

Where the hell?
Why is it so dark?
I think I’m lost?
Am I in the ballpark?

Why is this so hard?
Can I phone a friend?
Wait what is this?
I am in command

I am your CLIT Commander
Spread you wide and take a gander
Let's see what's under the hood
Dive right in and fix it good

I am your CLIT Commander
The goal was found after brief meander
Now I descend, a beast of glutton
Not one to resist a big red button

Clitoris addiction, the chick stick’s everything
Finding hidden pearls, deep-sea diving
Apply a case of friction, causing you to sing
If your pussy was a kingdom, damn girl I’d be king

Grind the bean of womanhood
Please the bald man in a boat
Rub the pink-hooded lady
Poke unto the eye of the stoat
POKE UNTO THE EYE OF THE STOAT

I am your CLIT Commander
Spread you wide and take a gander
Let's see what's under the hood
Dive right in and fix it good

I am your CLIT Commander
The goal was found after brief meander
Now I descend, a beast of glutton
Not one to resist a big red button

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from A New Low (2019), released June 1, 2019

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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