Bums

from A New Low (2019) by Footprints In The Custard

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lyrics

BUMS
BUMS
BUMS
BUMS

Buttocks, there’s something mesmerising
Warm and soft to the touch
With buns like these I’m on my knees

Ample, juicy, and sublime
Spank with me it’s booty time

BUMS
I’m not obsessed I just love
BUMS
And let me tell you why

They’re flattering and fattening
Pantaloon-bespattering
Peach-like nether-dyke
On dat ass I would hitchhike
Beauteous bootiness
Derrière superfluous
Counterfeit proctologist
Ignore the shit and enter it

Rectums, I don’t know what it is
I just love the tush
All colours and creed, I’ll spray my seed

Ample, juicy, and sublime
Spank with me it’s booty time

BUMS
I’m not obsessed I just love
BUMS
And let me tell you why

They’re flattering and fattening
Pantaloon-bespattering
Peach-like nether-dyke
On dat ass I would hitchhike
Beauteous bootiness
Derrière superfluous
Counterfeit proctologist
Ignore the shit and enter it

Entering the cave
Of the patootie
I’m just a slave
To the twerk of booty
Not just a bonk
More a thing of beauty
Ride the bundunkadonk
Get down and dirty

BUMS
I’m not obsessed I just love
BUMS
And let me tell you why

They’re flattering and fattening
Pantaloon-bespattering
Peach-like nether-dyke
On dat ass I would hitchhike
Beauteous bootiness
Derrière superfluous
Counterfeit proctologist
Ignore the shit and enter it

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from A New Low (2019), released June 1, 2019

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Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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