Battlemuff
from The Fanny Pee (2017) by Footprints In The Custard
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Commissioned by: Graeme Hannah
A Viking-Metal song about a maiden with magnificent yet terrible vagina.
A Viking-Metal song about a maiden with magnificent yet terrible vagina.
lyrics
When I was a young warrior, I was feared across the lands
Until the time an axe wound turned that boy into a man
Overpowered I fought back strong, every blow I did miss
With a beastly yawn meat-flaps opened; I was lost to the abyss
With a vicious gash my honour was snatched from me
Slaughtered and bathed in spiteful promiscuity
All hail the Battlemuff
There was never a cunt as tough
From the birth of man to Ragnarok
It won’t stop ‘til it’s had your cock
When I had sheathed, that leathered scabbard had been used a thousand times
Valhalla lay before my eyes full of meat and wine
I prayed to Thor to grant me strength, so my wife would not grieve
And with a scream I drove my blade into that bearded meaty sleeve
With the roar of a Troll and the howl of Fenrir she clenched onto me
And elicited an act that even Heimdall should not see
All hail the Battlemuff
There was never a cunt as tough
From the birth of man to Ragnarok
It won’t stop ‘til it’s had your cock
All hail the Battlemuff
A thousand cocks were not enough
All hail the Battlemuff
A wretched beast so coarse and rough
The seeds of life are drawn from me
And laid bare for all to see
Until the time an axe wound turned that boy into a man
Overpowered I fought back strong, every blow I did miss
With a beastly yawn meat-flaps opened; I was lost to the abyss
With a vicious gash my honour was snatched from me
Slaughtered and bathed in spiteful promiscuity
All hail the Battlemuff
There was never a cunt as tough
From the birth of man to Ragnarok
It won’t stop ‘til it’s had your cock
When I had sheathed, that leathered scabbard had been used a thousand times
Valhalla lay before my eyes full of meat and wine
I prayed to Thor to grant me strength, so my wife would not grieve
And with a scream I drove my blade into that bearded meaty sleeve
With the roar of a Troll and the howl of Fenrir she clenched onto me
And elicited an act that even Heimdall should not see
All hail the Battlemuff
There was never a cunt as tough
From the birth of man to Ragnarok
It won’t stop ‘til it’s had your cock
All hail the Battlemuff
A thousand cocks were not enough
All hail the Battlemuff
A wretched beast so coarse and rough
The seeds of life are drawn from me
And laid bare for all to see
credits
from The Fanny Pee (2017),
released September 20, 2017
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
Produced by Ian Fraser
Drums recorded by Rian Gamble
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
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