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Happy Hour
Is here at last
Time to indulge
In a liquid repast

Have the barkeep
pour me a drink
Cause tonight
I'm gonna forget how to think

Give me some more
(Dirty Pints)
Crash to the floor
(Whisky shots)
Oh, good God
(What is that?!)
I think I'm gonna be <RETCH!!!!>

My beer goggles
(Booze, booze, booze)
Are sewn on too tight
(Drink, drink, drink)
I can't see right
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!

This drunken haze
(Booze, booze, booze)
Is becoming a maze
(drink, drink, drink)
My eyes are glazed
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!

I'll tell you
When I had enough
I'll drink beer
From your Mum's muff

Yeah, I went there
I'll say it again
Have I ever told you
You're my best friend

Okay, I see
I've gone too far
Be a good time
To jump in the car

Where are my keys?
Where is my scotch?
Why is there vomit
all over my crotch?

credits

from Good Honest Scumbags / Gone Fisting (2013), released February 12, 2013

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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