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lyrics

One day in my youth, I fell upon my knees
To give my jellied eel, a good and mighty squeeze
Suddenly a stiffening, in my moist and hairy paw
I looked down in terror, at my newly formed wankclaw

Erotic rigor mortis
Brought me to this end
With this grotesque gauntlet
The streets I shall defend

Flee from me
What is that it smells like cheddar?
Flee from me
I have wanked my dick to fetters
Flee from me
In a pool of jizz I lay
Flee from me
I am Wankclaw, save the day!

I AM
I AM
WANKCLAW
I AM
I AM
WANKCLAW

I patrol the streets, with my love gruel coated claw
Villains and rapscallions, can only scream in awe
I descend upon them, a terror in the night
And with my glove of love, I'll set this world aright

Fall before me minor lords of mischief!
I am the sausage in the clambake of law!
I shall invoke terror in your slack peckers!
I shall tear your asunder with my wankclaw!

The lugubrious chapter of Wankclaw is nigh!
With my deformed hand I shall smite thee!
No hovel is safe from my thrusting creeper!
The snivelling quims shall fall before me!

This is now my fate, on this day forever more
All because I wanted, to spank my man meat raw
So I will stalk in darkness, and shun the hated light
So I may be the hero, the Wankclaw in the night!

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from The Descent Of Decency (2016), released May 21, 2016

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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