Footprints In The Custard - Ureaka! (I've Done It)

from Good Honest Scumbags / Gone Fisting (2013) by Scumface & Footprints In The Custard

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Let me regale a tale of woe
With such a bitter end
Involving a gig and lots of booze
It's hard to comprehend
I found myself deep in my cups
Pissed out of my head
And with a bladder full to bursting
I crawled into my bed

Horns of ale and pints of beer
I'm filled to the brim
An alcoholic tug of war
That I don't think I can win

Ureaka! I've done it!
The amber nectar flows
I got so drunk in the middle of Preston
I pissed all on my clothes

Ureaka! I've done it!
Made sense at the time
To cast off my blue denim jeans
And soak them in urine!

Bleary eyed, pounding skull
I woke to dire straits
Discovering what I'd done last night
When I opened the flood gates
A pool of shame and wee-wee
Upon my sisters floor
I knelt down and sobbed
In the waste that I had poured

Koppabergs and Jager shots
A veritable cocktail
I didn't know my night would end
With such an epic fail

NOOOOOO!!!
My jeans?! What have I done?
I'm going to have to wash them...
No...

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from Good Honest Scumbags / Gone Fisting (2013), released February 12, 2013

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Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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