Footprints In The Custard - Ureaka! (I've Done It)

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Let me regale a tale of woe
With such a bitter end
Involving a gig and lots of booze
It's hard to comprehend
I found myself deep in my cups
Pissed out of my head
And with a bladder full to bursting
I crawled into my bed

Horns of ale and pints of beer
I'm filled to the brim
An alcoholic tug of war
That I don't think I can win

Ureaka! I've done it!
The amber nectar flows
I got so drunk in the middle of Preston
I pissed all on my clothes

Ureaka! I've done it!
Made sense at the time
To cast off my blue denim jeans
And soak them in urine!

Bleary eyed, pounding skull
I woke to dire straits
Discovering what I'd done last night
When I opened the flood gates
A pool of shame and wee-wee
Upon my sisters floor
I knelt down and sobbed
In the waste that I had poured

Koppabergs and Jager shots
A veritable cocktail
I didn't know my night would end
With such an epic fail

My jeans?! What have I done?
I'm going to have to wash them...


from Good Honest Scumbags / Gone Fisting (2013), released February 12, 2013



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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