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Things I Would Do Sexually To Hayley Williams

from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011) by Footprints In The Custard

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There is not enough songs that don't directly refer to defecation on this record. This should help fill the quota!

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She is my perfect girl but there’s some things I’d do that would make her hurl
She’s a firecrotch and what that means is the curtain and the drapes share the same sheen
Angry dragon it’s in your throat I hit you in the head it comes out your nose
Angry pirate that’s similar you see I get it in your eye then I kick you in the knee

Hayley you’ll never know just how much I need,
To knock the back right out of you and spray you with my seed

Spitroast requires a friend we’ll line your ass up then both take an end
Or a three way with Megan Fox I could just stare while you eat her box
Rusty trombone would work for me just a quick reach around while you’re in tongue deep
Alligator fuckhouse is for the pros lock your jaws of death and do a barrel roll

Cleaveland steamer, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, a hot lunch
Tony Danza, Boston pancake, space docking, honest Abe

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from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011), released October 1, 2011
Everything by Footprints In The Custard.

Recorded/Mixed by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios in Manchester.

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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