Things I Would Do Sexually To Hayley Williams

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There is not enough songs that don't directly refer to defecation on this record. This should help fill the quota!


She is my perfect girl but there’s some things I’d do that would make her hurl
She’s a firecrotch and what that means is the curtain and the drapes share the same sheen
Angry dragon it’s in your throat I hit you in the head it comes out your nose
Angry pirate that’s similar you see I get it in your eye then I kick you in the knee

Hayley you’ll never know just how much I need,
To knock the back right out of you and spray you with my seed

Spitroast requires a friend we’ll line your ass up then both take an end
Or a three way with Megan Fox I could just stare while you eat her box
Rusty trombone would work for me just a quick reach around while you’re in tongue deep
Alligator fuckhouse is for the pros lock your jaws of death and do a barrel roll

Cleaveland steamer, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, a hot lunch
Tony Danza, Boston pancake, space docking, honest Abe


from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011), released October 1, 2011
Everything by Footprints In The Custard.

Recorded/Mixed by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios in Manchester.



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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