Swallow (Or It's Going In Your Eye)

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Written in the car by Russ on the way to his girlfriends at the time.

According to my mum, it stings like a beast.


Swallow or it's going in your eye
Stings so bad you wish you could die
Felt this pain a million times
Can't escape the bloodshot line
Gargle or it's going up your nose
In your hair and down your clothes
'Cause the contents of my scrote
Will be emptied down my throat

You need to find in your mind
A way to taste my glue

Swallow or it's going in your eye
Can't resist but at least you can try
Feel my thrusting pole
Explode out of control
Comply or it's going in your ears
A sensation at the peak of your fears
'Cause I know you're the one
That I want to explode upon

Swallow, swallow, swallow my jizz


from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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