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Whoa mate I’m gonna stab ya
Whoa mate I’m gonna break your legs

I go to the park after dark
And I’ll stab ya with my knife
Then I go home and smoke some weed
Then I’ll go screw ya wife

I go outside in my bling bling
Whoa mate I’m the real thing
And with my posse I’m gonna do you over
Go home, get pissed and wake up with a real hangover

I go to the pitch with my bitch
With my Nike trousers tucked into my socks
And then I go home and fuck my bird
‘Cause she’s got some real big knocks

I go home listen to my real big mix
And then I’m gonna mess with my hydraulics
I turn my cap all around
I’m real solid mate and uh...
I’ll bang ya out!


from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007
Footprints In The Custard featuring MC Danny V



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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