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lyrics

Whoa mate I’m gonna stab ya
Whoa mate I’m gonna break your legs

I go to the park after dark
And I’ll stab ya with my knife
Then I go home and smoke some weed
Then I’ll go screw ya wife

I go outside in my bling bling
Whoa mate I’m the real thing
And with my posse I’m gonna do you over
Go home, get pissed and wake up with a real hangover

I go to the pitch with my bitch
With my Nike trousers tucked into my socks
And then I go home and fuck my bird
‘Cause she’s got some real big knocks

I go home listen to my real big mix
And then I’m gonna mess with my hydraulics
I turn my cap all around
I’m real solid mate and uh...
I’ll bang ya out!

credits

from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007
Footprints In The Custard featuring MC Danny V

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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