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Sometimes you just have to drug someone to get into their pants.


These days it seems way too hard to introduce yourself
There is no way if you don’t have money, looks and wealth

A drug of love seems to be my best friend
Tease all you want I’ll get you in the end

Rohypnol Romance
It’s the only way to go
Rohypnol Romance
There’s no way to say no
Rohypnol Romance
Faster than a conversation
Rohypnol Romance
For easy molestation

In the bedroom she is lifeless but I do not mind
Lack of consent’s not an issue; I’ll have a good time

Slipped in her drink and nobody else saw
Just minutes later she crashed to the floor

Rohypnol Romance
Giving me complete control
Rohypnol Romance
Every hole is a goal
Rohypnol Romance
Get her and then her friend
Rohypnol Romance
Will this party never end?


from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011), released October 1, 2011
Everything by Footprints In The Custard.

Recorded/Mixed by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios in Manchester.



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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