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about

True story. We found this girl naked on the internet, and then she gets on the bus a couple of days later. Brilliant.

lyrics

Hey, where have I seen you before?
You're that internet cam whore!
The other day when I was surfing the net
Saw some pics of you getting wet.

Seen your minge! (I've seen your)
Seen your minge! (I've seen your)
Seen your minge! (I've seen your)
Minge On The Internet!

Hey, where do I know you from?
Sure it isn't FacialAbuse.com?
The other day when I was whacking off
Saw some pics of your muff!

Oh, fuck me! Can it be
The girl I saw the night before?
On the net and dripping wet
Showing her tits and all her bits.

credits

from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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