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True story. We found this girl naked on the internet, and then she gets on the bus a couple of days later. Brilliant.


Hey, where have I seen you before?
You're that internet cam whore!
The other day when I was surfing the net
Saw some pics of you getting wet.

Seen your minge! (I've seen your)
Seen your minge! (I've seen your)
Seen your minge! (I've seen your)
Minge On The Internet!

Hey, where do I know you from?
Sure it isn't FacialAbuse.com?
The other day when I was whacking off
Saw some pics of your muff!

Oh, fuck me! Can it be
The girl I saw the night before?
On the net and dripping wet
Showing her tits and all her bits.


from Oh God, It's Warm (2007), released October 8, 2007



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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