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Arranged and mixed long before Every Hole Is A Goal came out by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios.

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Deep in my heart, deep in my soul
There’s something missing, I’m not whole
There is something I don’t have
Nothing for you to grasp
All my nights I can’t sleep
Knowing I am incomplete
I have nothing left to lose
Nothing for your hands to use

I know I can never be
Anymore than you now see
So please don’t tell me lies
When you look into my eyes

Place your hands upon my chest
Say you’ll always love me best
But when your hands find nothing there
Tell me truly you don’t care

Out of my heart, out of my soul
My life is rushing to a close
All around me people see
Everything I fail to be
Can you not see that I am lost?
For my crimes I’ve paid the cost
I wish I could be complete
Become part of the elite

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from When Santa Spaffed In My Stocking (2011), released December 18, 2011
Written by Kyle Mcsweeny
Arranged and Produced by Ian Fraser
Special Guest Vocals by Stephen Hawking

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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