Making The Eight
from The Descent Of Decency (2016) by Footprints In The Custard
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lyrics
Highgarden girls, show us your bush
Is it stripped clean, is the foliage lush
River run girls, fish on your breath
Open your legs, your flaps reek of death
Iron born girls, we don’t sow
But I’ll stick it somewhere your daddy won’t know
Redkeep girls, queen or a whore
They all look the same when they suck on my boar
Yeah, these are the girls I’m looking for
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 more
The iron throne will have to wait
I want a girl from every horizon
It’s all first rate when you’re making the eight
By the Gods I feel the dragon rising
Remember when we crossed swords and touched tips
Just to get the Dornish girls to show us their tits
A Lannister girl from Casterly Rock
Dress like her brother so she sits on my cock
Stormlands girl, I start to flag
Bedded a beauty, woke up with a hag
Something’s wrong, an epic fail
My manhood breaks whilst up the Vale
I AM THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE
It’s over now – I’m off to bed
I caught syphilis and warts from Cersei
With a flaking knob and pounding head
May the seven gods have mercy......on me
Is it stripped clean, is the foliage lush
River run girls, fish on your breath
Open your legs, your flaps reek of death
Iron born girls, we don’t sow
But I’ll stick it somewhere your daddy won’t know
Redkeep girls, queen or a whore
They all look the same when they suck on my boar
Yeah, these are the girls I’m looking for
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 more
The iron throne will have to wait
I want a girl from every horizon
It’s all first rate when you’re making the eight
By the Gods I feel the dragon rising
Remember when we crossed swords and touched tips
Just to get the Dornish girls to show us their tits
A Lannister girl from Casterly Rock
Dress like her brother so she sits on my cock
Stormlands girl, I start to flag
Bedded a beauty, woke up with a hag
Something’s wrong, an epic fail
My manhood breaks whilst up the Vale
I AM THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE
It’s over now – I’m off to bed
I caught syphilis and warts from Cersei
With a flaking knob and pounding head
May the seven gods have mercy......on me
credits
from The Descent Of Decency (2016),
released May 21, 2016
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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK
Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.
Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.
discography
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Oct 2007
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