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about

Based on true events.

More of a documentation of events than an interpretation.

lyrics

She used to be such a sweet, sweet girl
But on that night she shattered my entire world
In the blink of an eye her innocence was gone
I never knew that this girl could be so wrong
She said

It’ll be fine as long as it goes over my face
It’ll be fine as long as there’s no paternity case
It’ll be fine as long as you jump off of this ride
It’ll be fine as long as you don’t spaff one off inside of me

This is a girl with a high risk of infection
This is a girl who doesn’t care about protection
She was the one that I thought would remain pure
Now it transpires she’s a filthy fucking whore

It’ll be fine

credits

from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011), released October 1, 2011
Everything by Footprints In The Custard.

Recorded/Mixed by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios in Manchester.

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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