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Based on true events.

More of a documentation of events than an interpretation.


She used to be such a sweet, sweet girl
But on that night she shattered my entire world
In the blink of an eye her innocence was gone
I never knew that this girl could be so wrong
She said

It’ll be fine as long as it goes over my face
It’ll be fine as long as there’s no paternity case
It’ll be fine as long as you jump off of this ride
It’ll be fine as long as you don’t spaff one off inside of me

This is a girl with a high risk of infection
This is a girl who doesn’t care about protection
She was the one that I thought would remain pure
Now it transpires she’s a filthy fucking whore

It’ll be fine


from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011), released October 1, 2011
Everything by Footprints In The Custard.

Recorded/Mixed by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios in Manchester.



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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X.

Thus Footprints In The Custard were born!

Three albums, an EP and a Christmas single later, no one has died or gone on fire. Yet.
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