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lyrics

Get the drinks in, get your clothes off
Tonight we’re playing a game
Deal the cards out, spin the bottle
Tonight I have no shame

Just when it seemed to be going my way
It started to look like a bad choice to play

Close enough to clunge
To wash the pain away
Close enough to clunge
That I’m not completely gay

I’m so close I can see it
I wish that I could touch it
Maybe I’ll spaff all on it
Oh God I’m close enough to clunge

Keep on playing, keep on trying
I hope my luck will turn
He blows me a kiss, it’s gone wrong
My stomach starts to churn

I’m getting more guy than girl this time
All of the risks are starting to climb

It’s so close I can smell it
I wish that I could taste
I really want to fuck it
Oh God I’m close enough to clunge

There’s a beard in my mouth, a rough hand in my hair
But this clunge is so close that I just don’t care
I can’t take this torture one second more
I’m trying to escape but I’m nailed to the floor

One more time I’ll give it a try
One more time it’ll be alright
One more time just for kicks
Finally the girl is mine

I just wanna kiss it
Maybe I’ll spit on it
I think I want to shave it?
I God I’m close enough to…

Close enough to clunge
The pain has gone away
Close enough to clunge
I think I’m gonna spray

I’ll put my fingers in it
I’ll rub my junk all on it
I’ll ease my cock into it
Oh God I’m close enough
Oh yeah I’m close enough
Fuck yeah I’m close enough to clunge

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from The Descent Of Decency (2016), released May 21, 2016

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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