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The anthropomorphisation of the menstrual cycle, described in the form of delightful, veiny and bloody rabbits. See Clum Babies.

lyrics

We’ve come to all or nothing let’s try this out
A red ocean cascades into the mouth
Scrape the pieces from my eyes but the blood just comes to nothing
Next to the big surprise

Blob bunnies flying out of your minge
We’re going down on a blob bunny binge
One mistake and the trap is sprung
Uteral lining builds on my tongue
Can’t escape this ceaseless flow
How was I supposed to know?
Is it live or is it dead?
It’s tasty despite all I’ve said

I know that I should falter I know that I should quit
I can’t believe the refuse that’s covering my lips
It’s in my beard sticky and red
Creeping down through the sheets staining the bed

I know I should be disgusted by this chewy bunny blob
Will I ever get the taste out of my overflowing gob
It’s rushing down my face and hair leaving me with no respite
Worst of all, the strange thing is
I could go all night

credits

from Every Hole Is A Goal (2011), released October 1, 2011
Everything by Footprints In The Custard.

Recorded/Mixed by Ian Fraser at Filth Wizard Studios in Manchester.

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Footprints In The Custard Manchester, UK

Award-winning Party Metal Band from Manchester, UK.

Heavy and catchy tunes about partying, smelly genitals, unusual sexual habits, and bears.

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